- What exactly is it that you do here? “Bi-pedal Apparatus Engineer“
- Any higher learnin? “School of Grand Blanc Cyclery”
- What is your greatest cycling accomplishment? “My many years of service in the industry”
- Your favorite eats? “Anything that can be Super-Sized”
- When selecting performance enhancing products you prefer…? “Daytime or night-time?”
- Just who do you think you are? “Some people think I’m a ‘Bike God'” [Ed. note: Matt is not a Bike God, however he is the only person I’ve ever met with a direct line to them!]
- “Before I die I’d like to…” what? “See Ron eat a Whopper”